Motorcykel rim og ordsprog

[Niklas]

"He knows not where he's going,
For the road will decide -
It's not the destination....
....it's the glory of the ride"

"Four wheels move the body, two wheels move the soul"

'Wheresoever you go, go with all your heart' Confucius

'Racing is life, anything before or after is just waiting' Steve Mcqueen

Only a Biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window.

When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

"Never ride faster than your Guardian Angel can fly..."

Niklas

[Niklas]

"Der er ikke noget der hedder fremmede lande. Det er den rejsende der er den fremmede."

"Destinationen er ikke et sted men en ny måde at beskue verden."

"Du kan ikke have alt i et sæt sidetasker men du kan have hvad du har brug for."

"its the incidents that happen on the way that make the journey"

"Fejl i forberedelserne er forberedelse på fejl."

“Tourists don’t know where they’ve been, Travelers don’t know where they’re going."

"Prior Planning & Preparation Prevents a Piss Poor Performance."

"Imagination is more important than knowledge. Knowledge is limited. Imagination encircles the world."

"Adventure motorcycling is a challenge for those who go but only a dream for those who stay behind."

“There are known knowns. These are things we know that we know. There are known unknowns. That is to say, there are things that we now know we don’t know. But there are also unknown unknowns. These are things we do not know we don’t know.”

"Money can't buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery."

"Husk at hvis den grønne bølge er trimmet til 40 km/t så er den også trimmet til 80 km/t"

"Jeg kunne godt erklære mig enig med dig men så ville vi begge tage fejl"

Niklas

[Kendan]

What you see in the mirror´s is losing!!!

Viden er god, erfaring er bedre, men intet kan slå nysgerrigheden når den slår sig sammen med eventyrlysten.

[NilsT]

Få et smil på dit fjæs
Kør nogle track-day's og ræs ..

[The Dane]

Man kan komme langt med et smil på læben og et spark i skridtet.


En fremstrakt hånd er en god start på en lussing.


Hvis du kun ejer en hammer begynder dine problemer at ligne søm.

[Dina]

Biker Wisdom:

•Midnight bugs taste best.

•Saddlebags can never hold everything you want, but they CAN hold everything you need.

•NEVER argue with a woman holding a torque wrench.

•Never try to race an old geezer, he may have one more gear than you.

•Home is where your bike sits still long enough to leave a few drops of oil on the ground.

•You'll get farther down the road if you learn to use more than two fingers on the front brake.

•Routine maintenance should never be neglected.

•The only good view of a thunderstorm is in your rear-view mirror.

•Never be afraid to slow down.

•Only riders understand why dogs love to stick their heads out of car windows.

•Bikes don't leak oil, they mark their territory.

•Never ask a rider for directions if you're in a hurry to get there.

•Don't ride so late into the night that you sleep through the sunrise.

•Pie and coffee are as important as petrol.

•Sometimes it takes a whole tankful of fuel before you can think straight.

•Riding faster than everyone else only guarantees you'll ride alone.

•Never hesitate to ride past the last street light at the edge of town.

•Never mistake horsepower for staying power.

•A cold hamburger can be reheated quite nicely by strapping it to an exhaust pipe and riding forty miles.

•Never do less than forty miles before breakfast.

•If you don't ride in the rain - you don't ride.

•A bike on the road is worth two in the shed.

•Respect the person who has seen the dark side of motorcycling and lived.

•Young riders pick a destination and go... Old riders pick a direction and go.

•A good mechanic will let you watch without charging you for it.

•Sometimes the fastest way to get there is to stop for the night.

•Always back your bike into the curb - and sit where you can see it.

•Work to ride & ride to work.

•Whatever it is, it's better in the wind.

•Two lane blacktop isn't a highway - it's an attitude.

•When you look down the road, it seems to never end - but you better

•believe it does.

•A motorcycle can't sing on the streets of a city.

•Keep your bike in good repair: Motorcycle boots are NOT comfortable for walking.

•People are like Motorcycles: each is customised a bit differently.

•If the bike isn't braking properly, you don't start by rebuilding the engine.

•Remember to pay as much attention to your partner as you do your carburettor

•Sometimes the best communication happens when you're on separate bikes.

•Well-trained reflexes are quicker than luck.

•Good coffee should be indistinguishable from 50 weight motor oil.

•The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome.

•Learn to do counter-intuitive things that may someday save your butt.

•The twisties-not the superslabs-separate the riders from the squids. (inexperienced rider)

•When you're riding lead-don't spit.

•If you really want to know what's going on, watch what's happening at least five cars ahead.

•A friend is someone who'll get out of bed at 2am to drive his pickup to the middle of nowhere to get you when you're broken down.

•If she changes her oil more than she changes her mind-follow her.

•Catching a June bug or yellowjacket in your goggles or honeybee down your shirt @ 70 mph can double your vocabulary.

•If you want to get somewhere before sundown, you can't stop at every tavern.

•There's something ugly about a NEW bike on a trailer.

•You have to be smart enough to understand the rules of motorcycling, and dumb enough to think the game's important.

•Don't lead the pack if you don't know where you're going.

•Sleep with one arm through the spokes and keep your pants on.

•Practice wrenching on your own bike.

•Everyone crashes. Some get back on. Some don't. Some can't.

•Beware the rider who says their bike never breaks down.

•Some bikes run on 99-octane ego.

•Owning two bikes is useful because at least one can be raided for parts at any given time.

•You'll know she loves you if she offers to let you ride her bike. Don't do it and she'll love you even more.

•Don't argue with an 18-wheeler.

•Never be ashamed to unlearn an old habit.

•Maintenance is as much art as it is science.

•A good long ride can clear your mind, restore your faith, and use up a lot of fuel.

•If the countryside seems boring, stop, get off your bike, and go sit in the ditch long enough to appreciate what was here before the asphalt came.

•If you ride like there's no tomorrow - there won't be.

•Bikes parked out front mean good chicken-fried steak inside.

•Grey-haired riders don't get that way from pure luck.

•The best modifications cannot be seen from the outside.

•Always replace the cheapest parts first.

•You can forget what you do for a living when your knees are in the breeze.

Sakset fra biker words of wisdom

[Dina]

Biker Poetry motorcycle poems by Bikers Harley-Davidson Rides writers rhymes written words

I kan selv klikke på links´ne til poesien :-)
(tror nok min sidste post brugte hele min taletid i denne tråd, hehe)

[mriess]

Skal du forest i flokken ska der
stå YAMAHA på blokken.

[-K1-]

Der findes ingen omveje på en Motorcykel

[Jagson]

“Dress for the crash, not for the ride”

[Rasmus7000]

If you can't fix it with a hammer, you've got an electrical problem

[Rexman]

Rim og remser, det hyler når jeg bremser....